John Locke first coined the phrase, which was later penned by Thomas Jefferson, that all men are created equal and have inalienable right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”… and even today we hold these truths to be self evident. However, by the older and more seasoned fellows, simply the “pursuit of happiness”ContinueContinue reading “Pursuit of Happiness”
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Week 3: Duloc Establishes a Downtown Parfait Stand for its Short King!
Hello all! I know you’re just dying for your weekly Duloc content, so here it is. How has this perfect team fared the last week? How will they fare in the future? Well, I’ve got the former in cold hard facts, but as for the latter? Pure dreams, rainbows, and speculation. Without further ado, DulocContinueContinue reading “Week 3: Duloc Establishes a Downtown Parfait Stand for its Short King!”
Week 5
Cars slowly trickled into a little public park on the north east side of gainesville around 1:30. A few solitary people running around, dropping cones. A cute family of 4 playing around soccer goal posts that must have been remenants of a late afternoon game the day before. An older man, seemingly past his primeContinueContinue reading “Week 5”
Short Kings Stand Tall in Week 5 Split
The Short Kings went 1–1 in Sunday’s competition against Puss in Cleats and the Duloc Dingers. Despite missing Kate, Dustin and Danny, the rest of the royalty came through and gave the team lots of pieces to play with. We opened the day on Field 1 with a shady sideline against a furry andContinueContinue reading “Short Kings Stand Tall in Week 5 Split”
Week 3 – OGres Claim the Swamp
After a very solid week 2 performance, we were in for our season defining day of games against the heavily favored “Get Shreked” and the only other team even close to matching us in experience, “Puss in Cleats”. Down both of our young ladies, Michelle and Bonnie were in for a tough day, starting withContinueContinue reading “Week 3 – OGres Claim the Swamp”
Week 1: Duloc Gets, appropriately, Shreked
Hello Gainesville! We’re back for another wet and swampy season of League here in the bayou. In a blast from most of our pasts, the glorious head of a Shrek theme has arisen to inspire this season. From our neck manicured neck of the swamp, we present the Duloc Dingers! Many-a-thing is anticipated from everyone’sContinueContinue reading “Week 1: Duloc Gets, appropriately, Shreked”
Week 2.5 games 2 n 3
So it wasn’t the driest of days, nor was it the wettest of days, but after a week of cleaning up after Hellenes messy ass…. I believe the majority of league was just glad the City of Gainesville didn’t cancel 2 weeks of league 6 days before the hurricane arrives. Seriously, we all know theyContinueContinue reading “Week 2.5 games 2 n 3”