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Frisboos scarier than Pop Quiz, become last undefeated team

Both teams came into this game missing key players. We lost Luke to regionals, as well as Reagan and rookies Alexander Thompson and Jacquelyn Langrell. Zach’s team was down Jared, Eric and Michelle among others. We expected to come out and continue to roll and did so for the first 3 points. Then Pop Quiz…

Frisboos Scare the Pop Out of Us

As the wise Skool Boy said in the power rankings post, this week was going to be a crap shoot of results with most teams missing big contributors. Unfortunately for us, we were going up against a team that was only missing a guy that was barely even drafted, while we were missing our entire…

Horror Flicks Snack on the Scoobers

In the last few seasons of impeccable, almost ungodly attendance by Joe and I, this season has been quite the opposite. This week, we were missing 3 out of 4 of our ladies and quite a few of our guys due to sickness (stay safe out there people). And on top of this, I saw…

David S.word Huckins Triumphs over the Best Friends of Mordor

The forces of Middle Earth, led by David S.word Huckins, amassed under The Tree of Lothlorien for their final stand against the forces of darkness. Sauron, The Deceiver, prepared to strike his final blow against Middle Earth by deploying his most powerful and ruthless agents, the Best Friends, to obliterate the David S.word Huckins army.…

Fantastic FourHands Issue #2: Roasted by the Weenies

In our week 2 matchup against Weenie Hut Jr’s. we started off with a solid point of offense where everyone touched the disc. However, in a flashback to last week’s game two, we quickly went down 1-3 after a seemingly flawless point 1. While we were seeing lots of consistent cuts in the middle of…

Good Things Happen When You’re with Best Friends

Goooooood morning everyone!! It’s here! It’s happening! It’s a brand new season of League! New teams, new friends, and new opportunities for Ultimate glory! But what would a season of League look like without a good old fashioned corporate rebranding of your favorite local news outlet?! That’s right! For all the diehard fans of the…

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Player Articles

The New Age of GNV Ulty’s Female Matching Players.

Hi frisbee friends! The inability to actively participate this season has been hella frustrating for me, but I’m determined to show my support and be a part of the experience by joining everyone on the sidelines regularly. To add an extra layer of excitement for myself, I’ve decided to pick a team to cheer for.…

Power Rankings

Based on the eye ball test from 09/16/23. 1.  Matt and Ben 2.  Zach and Michelle 3.  Jeff and Ben 4.  Joe and Billy T5. Nathan and Chris T5. Alek and Aiden (I cannot find out who won this 2nd rd game and whoever did is going 5.  They played each other and the website…

A New Age in Gainesville Ultimate Draft Writeups

In the last decades, advanced statistical models have revolutionized sports analysis and allowed pundits, team managers and gambling odds-makers to predict team performance with unprecedented accuracy. However, for some reason, Gainesville ultimate league has lagged behind. That changes today. Behold, the Gainesville Ultimate Frisbee Draft Strength Index (GUFDSItm). This one-of-a-kind, visionary advanced statistic predicts relative…

Pre-Season Predictions

Another league season is upon us. Hopefully, this season brings less rain and generally more pleasant weather, but time will tell. Let’s get right into analyzing these teams starting with the worst and moving to the absolute best of the best. 8) Alek & Aidan Shoutout to Alek & Aidan for stepping up to captain…

Revisiting crystal ball and predicting playoffs

Alright, well after a fun and dramatic regular season of frisbee, here we are! Unfortunately, after having a season of relatively good weather, our last games of the season were rained out, which is pretty lame. Either way, it has been a really fun season of throwing that disc around. It appears my crystal ball…

A Legend Foretold

Listen here, for what I have is most important ­— a bulletin from the future, for which your eyes to peer. Do not be offended, your futures are owned by just none. If you wish to change, it must be tended. Now listen here for I tell you the order   At last, we have…

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