I post this on behalf of an anonymous, but well-informed, source who is sharing a bit of insight on the Pink vs. Carolina match up from two weeks ago. Also, I post it late (my bad), and there have been some recent and interesting developments. A VERY strong squad of GNV misfits just took Frostbreaker, and many of them were from good ole Pahnk Drahnk. We’ll see if they carry that momentum into the last two games of the regular season…
Blue Print: How To beat Pank
Carolina must have found it on the dark web and they followed it perfectly.
How to beat Pank.
Pretty simple really.
Get a First point break.
Force flick, poach the lanes, have all your marks so good that Pank holds the disc till stall 5, can’t throw any backhands nor hammers and
D every 50 50 pass.
Have smooth O against the Zone and in transition.
Win first half 8 to 5 receiving to start the 2nd.
Check check and more check. Carolina is following it to the tee.
Here comes the harder part to accomplish to beat Pank. the blueprint says you gotta do it though!
You have to handle Panks increase in intensity level. It says it right there, right hand side bottom corner – in bold print – IT IS COMING!!!
Pank picked it up. Started scoring every 2 out of 3 points. switching up D’s every point it seems.
Here comes the hardest part.. To win you have to do it. It is on the blue print – bottom center, font size 36 –
“You cannot give Pank the lead late”
So it’s 10 to 10 Pank is pulling.
it is THE POINT.
The Blue print on how to beat Pank says you CANNOT give up THE point.
You gotta give all the credit to Carolina.
Pank had two chances, TWO! to go up 11 to 10 but
Carolina held strong and didn’t break.
Easy cruise control victory from there.
15 to 11. Carolina wins.
It was earned.
pinkies up was heard.
Pank will still spank
🙂