For those of you that get tired of reading the same captains reports every week, you’re in for a special edition. I present to you A Pink Poem, written by the one and only Billy Field
A Pink Poem
‘Twas a sad, gloomy, rainy day
After getting clobbered the week before, our spirits would not sway.
Today, we would play the almighty Aces
When we saw this roster, we knew they would be off to the races.
I unfortunately lost the flip, ended my streak
My team responded and said “You reek!”
First half was hard fought, staying on serve
2nd half, we were ready to come out eating like hors d’oeuvres.
Nan to Jared for a huge and-one
Unfortunately when Jared got trampled, he didn’t have fun.
Joe and Reagan were absolutely cooking in the middle
Aces had no answer, truly a riddle.
Trevor with a CRAZY layout, then Aymo with another layout,
The disc was coming to me, so this made me pout. (just kidding, this was seriously sick from both players)
Matthew and Nan with colossal late game D’s,
This would end up securing us the victory.
We got 2 Schrock’s
Steals of the draft? This should be a lock.
Sterling and Jared combined for 10 assists,
Save some stats for the rest of us or we’ll be pissed.
We won 15-13 after a very long, well spirited game,
Next week, we intend to do the same.